A PROFOUND GASS

by Longfellow Bustamento

Pete Gunn on the commode.

Bassist Rolly Bundock states the show's forceful opening motif.

Pete, Pants around ankles, scotch and soda in one hand, corn on the cob in the other, icepack on head, reads the back of the shampoo bottle with a look of deep concern.

Rolly percolates the band into a bulging rendition of "The Floater", which might be subtitled: A Love Refrain For Hipsters.

Pete wipes his discharge with an oven mitt, and procedes to the diving bell...